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    Default how many drinks?

    The Arithmetic of a Cold Beer

    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's a bit of fun.

    1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)

    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

    4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...

    6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

    You should have a three-digit number.

    The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have a drink a week).


























    The next two numbers are .......YOUR AGE!

    Note: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK
    Some People are like slinky's,
    They serve no purpose at all,
    but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.

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    Will someone PLEASE get this man something to do with his life

    Richard

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    … here is the simplified version

    1.Use the 4-digit of the current year
    2.Subtract the 4-digit of the year you were born
    3.If you have not had your birthday this year subtract 1
    4.If you have had your birthday (what tool did you get?)
    5.The result is your age :eek:
    6.Divide the number by 2 and it is your IQ.

    This one works every year.

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    WOW, you mean my IQ is really that high.
    Boring signature time again!

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    I'm impressed. I didn't even know I had an IQ

    Richard

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    is iq related to the Far Que
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    I think it is time to POQ
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    The funny thing about this kind of “SMART TRICK” is

    They always ask you your birthday and amazingly they can work out your age.

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