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Thread: Squirrels on strike???
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28th April 2015, 11:15 AM #61
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All good now, thank you on behalf of everyone on the forum for getting the 'squirrels' sorted
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28th April 2015, 11:31 AM #62
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Put on a bigger drive wheel got rid of the squirrels and added a couple of Springboks (the animals not the rugby team) if it slows down again we'll chuck in a lion to hurry them up and it that's not enough we'll reboot with a couple of Cheetahs.
If all that fails we'll hook the smaller wheel up to Ferrari and gun it.
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28th April 2015, 11:38 AM #63
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Like a new one thanks all for sterling efforts.
I see the nuts have been removed from the squirrels all good this morning.
Time for some real speed fit a Jaguar
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28th April 2015, 11:51 AM #64
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Just received this:
Dear Neil,
I apologize for the issues you have faced with your server.
We had a temporary issue on our hypervisor. We have fixed it and we’re working hard to make sure that everything is working properly now.
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Best regards,
Oleksandr Tretiak
L3 Support Engineer
VPS.NET
I'm wondering if a hypervisor is something like a top of the line supervisor. Guess he was drunk and disorderly then fell asleep on the job.
Looks like someone has threw a bucket of water on him as he seems to be doing his job in almost record time now.
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28th April 2015, 11:54 AM #65
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And I will send my Jack Russell to hurry the lot along.
Originally Posted by ubeaut
Put on a bigger drive wheel got rid of the squirrels and added a couple of Springboks (the animals not the rugby team) if it slows down again we'll chuck in a lion to hurry them up and it that's not enough we'll reboot with a couple of Cheetahs.
If all that fails we'll hook the smaller wheel up to Ferrari and gun it.
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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28th April 2015, 11:57 AM #66
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Hypervisor, is that a supervisor that's overdosed on Red Bull?
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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28th April 2015, 12:03 PM #67
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Fast & Free
Forum is working FAST and FREE now.
Thanks to all those (Neil etc) who worked on clearing up the problem.
Euge
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28th April 2015, 01:21 PM #68
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HYPERVISOR
noun
Hi-per-vi-zer
Something to blame when you don't know what the feck went wrong.
Chris
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....................but it's better than the alternative.
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28th April 2015, 02:59 PM #69
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Welcome to the wonderful new world (well - no so new) of virtual servers.
Les
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28th April 2015, 03:18 PM #70
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Captain Kirk to Mr Scott in engineering,
"Thank you for lighting up the warp drive."
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28th April 2015, 04:06 PM #71
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Sorry everyone.
I promise I will keep away from the great big, shiny red button and won't be tempted to touch it ever again..... Honest, I won't.
But it's so shiny and red and big and...... No, no, no...... Never again.
Sorry... But just look how shiny and big and red it is. It's just begging to be pressed isn't it.
Please, please, please don't be foolish and do what I did.
Don't touch the big red button!
There could be dire consequences if you do.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Cheers - Neil
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28th April 2015, 04:12 PM #72
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I like red things, they go faster. I'll be the first guinea pig.
Chit, I just fubarred the forum again, solly fellas
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28th April 2015, 05:15 PM #73
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I think the boss is losing it!
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28th April 2015, 05:29 PM #74
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With people like us around is it any wonder. Originally Posted by Mulgabill
I think the boss is losing it!
Tom
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28th April 2015, 06:58 PM #75
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Top link that, Neil. Originally Posted by ubeaut
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