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Thread: Questions and Answers
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19th April 2015, 04:52 PM #1
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Questions and Answers
Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction ..
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?A:Take off your glasses ..
Q:Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?A:Valets don't forget where they park your car .Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon .Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A:On their foreheads ..Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?A:"Gosh, I remember these!"SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.
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25th April 2015, 09:51 PM #2
I was going to read these to my wife
but then I realised that she wouldn't have understood them as she's in her 50sregards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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25th April 2015, 10:19 PM #3
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25th April 2015, 10:35 PM #4
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Oh I could remember them OK, they were a little bit "not suitable for the Junior Members" here. I've had one warning, I don't want anymore.
I must behave. I must behave. I must, drat, I've forgotten again
Kryn
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25th April 2015, 10:45 PM #5
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