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Thread: All about marriage
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19th April 2015, 04:59 PM #1
All about marriage
Two women are discussing marriage, and one says, "We've been married
10 years, and every night my husband has complained about dinner. Not
one night without complaining about the food."
"That's awful," the other woman says. "That must really bother you."
"No, not in the slightest," says the first one.
"You must be a saint," her friend says.
"Why should I object?" the first one says. "A lot of people don't like their
own cooking."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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19th April 2015, 09:54 PM #2
Marriage, hmm...
Engagement ring.
Wedding ring.
Suffer-ring!
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20th April 2015, 03:58 PM #3rrich Guest
At my first job, we would play Hearts every day at lunch while eating from our brown bags.
One of the gentlemen, in his early 60s, had just gotten married. After a week or two he started complaining about a peanut better and jelly sandwich every day. One of the Hearts players said, "Charlie, why don't you ask that cute young wife of yours to make you something different for lunch?" Charlie answered, "Hell, I make the sandwich."
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21st April 2015, 01:56 PM #4
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Reminds me of my first wife, she used to cook UFO's.
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Unidentified Fried Objects
Kryn
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21st April 2015, 06:41 PM #5