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  1. #1
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    Default All about marriage

    Two women are discussing marriage, and one says, "We've been married
    10 years, and every night my husband has complained about dinner. Not
    one night without complaining about the food."
    "That's awful," the other woman says. "That must really bother you."
    "No, not in the slightest," says the first one.
    "You must be a saint," her friend says.
    "Why should I object?" the first one says. "A lot of people don't like their
    own cooking."
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Marriage, hmm...

    Engagement ring.

    Wedding ring.

    Suffer-ring!

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    At my first job, we would play Hearts every day at lunch while eating from our brown bags.

    One of the gentlemen, in his early 60s, had just gotten married. After a week or two he started complaining about a peanut better and jelly sandwich every day. One of the Hearts players said, "Charlie, why don't you ask that cute young wife of yours to make you something different for lunch?" Charlie answered, "Hell, I make the sandwich."

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    Reminds me of my first wife, she used to cook UFO's.
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    Unidentified Fried Objects
    Kryn

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    When we were first married, my wife asked how long she had to boil eggs for before they were tender.
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