I have enough to do..

[outback]

newly bought thicknesser. It was quite stuck as he had attempted to adjust it to minimize snipe. Jane thought he was a complete prat for sticking his finger in there in the first place. This wasn't the first time he'd stuck something of his some where he shouddn't. Once before he

[Caliban]

...had his outfeed table higher than his cutterhead, which made the girls think he would be a fun guy (fungi??) at a party with tricks like that...

[RETIRED]

You can't agree with Christopha, it's not a part of your brief.

Carry on with the story folks, it was just getting interesting.

Bugger

[JohnM]

What's up , broken your axe handle??

[Ian007]

but what impressed the girls most was the tricks he could do in private with his............

[Grunt]

long, red ...

[echnidna]

giant banana which was .....

[Iain]

orgaNICALLY GROWN, hence the red bit on the end.
Squealls of delight where heard from.................

[echnidna]

Zed, who stood back to admire the sheer beauty of it, while picking his nose.
Suddenly Jane started to scream when Zed's finger got stuck right up his nose and he mumbled...........

[ozwinner]

hmpph wmwwp wimmmpflike cemmpphh

[outback]

hoetghhre hootkmnnr hhnerfndm mej nbdhfhyr nfhy.

Which, had you been able to understand the gibberish caused by a finger up his nose meant

[ozwinner]

take your finger from your nose

[echnidna]

dontcha love the cultural aspects of this thread now

[savage]

and there to everyones amazement on the end of his finger was a magnificent.....

savage(Eric)

[46150]

...................blue green sawdust....