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Thread: Going where the going's good
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12th March 2015, 08:41 PM #1
Going where the going's good
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some advice to his granddaughter.
He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.
The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great, great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.Johnno
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