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    Default Parking Meter

    I was headed to the dentist's early one morning, but when I pulled up
    to a parking meter, I realized I didn't have any change. As I got out
    of my car, I saw a parking officer heading my way. I called out to
    him that I was going to get some change for the meter and asked him
    not to give me a ticket. He said that if the meter wasn't set by the
    time he got to it, I would get a ticket.

    Quickly running into a nearby coffee shop, I ordered a coffee. The
    waitress, seeing the bill in my hand, asked if I had anything smaller.

    "No", I said, "I'm sorry, I don't."

    "It's your lucky day, then" she said, handing me the coffee. "We
    don't have any change, so your coffee is on the house!"
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Perhaps he should have gone into the "Ness Cafe" next door
    - they may have had some change.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!

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    You deserve an International "Roast" for that.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    I bet your anxiety was "brewing" ?

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    Default Which house?

    Was it Maxwell's? (Do they still make that stuff?)

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    That's Smart.
    Hugh

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    Talk about Harris us with puns
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Talk about Harris us with puns

    Letting people in here from Cowra, I knew someone from the Bush'll ruin this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!

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    That's a serious accusation - do you have grounds?
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    Oh Gloria Jeans, Starbucks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarney View Post
    Oh Gloria Jeans, Starbucks!!!
    nah!!I'm A Mc Cafe
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Over rated, move onto the Nes cafe please
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Let's stop this nonsense. it's turning into a real grind. And I've bean there before.

    cp

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    Not before I take the plunge(r).

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