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Thread: Tongue twister
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3rd March 2015, 08:15 PM #1
Tongue twister
TWO ITALIANS ON A BUS
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! ...
Two asses they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this anymore
"You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"
She retorted indignantly.
'In this countrywe don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
'Hey coola down lady' said the man
“Whooza talkin' about sex?”
“I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell “Mississippi”Johnno
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5th March 2015, 01:34 PM #2
that is very well thought out
Dave the turning cowboy
turning wood into art
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