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  1. #1
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    Default HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE

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    Please excuse language at the end....







    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY
    OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
    OWN AGE AND
    THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T
    LOOK THAT OLD. WELL....
    YOU'LL LOVE THIS
    ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND
    I WAS SITTING IN THE
    WAITING ROOM FOR MY
    FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A
    NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS
    DDS DIPLOMA,
    WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A
    TALL, HANDSOME,
    DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
    SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
    HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
    30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY
    THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
    ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER,
    I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY
    SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED
    MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
    FACE WAS WAY TOO
    OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
    CLASSMATE. AFTER HE
    EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
    HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
    MURRAY BRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A
    MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH
    PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I
    ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975.
    WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I
    EXCLAIMED.


    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY

    THEN THAT


    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED,

    FAT ASS,

    GRAY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT

    SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'





  2. #2
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    SWMBO had the reverse experience. A few years back she went to a school reunion at a school where she taught as a fresh faced 21 year old. One of the sleazier ex-students tried to chat her up until he realised who she was. when he even asked her what form class she was in because he didn't recognise her.

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