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    Default Cheap drinks

    A couple of old blokes were walking down the street and saw a
    sign "Come on in - glass of beer ten cents".

    Thinking it must be a mistake they went in and sure enough the barman
    poured them a beer each and charged them ten cents.

    When questioned, the barman replied, "I won $20m in the lottery and
    just wanted to share it with my friends. Beer, wine, liquor, it
    doesn't matter - I am happy to do it".

    The two old blokes noticed a group of half a dozen men sitting nearby
    but not drinking at all. One asked the barman, 'What's up with them?"

    The barman replied, "Oh they are members of the local woodturning
    club. They will sit there until the happy hour starts and want their
    drinks for half price".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Well done Allan; that put a big smile on my dial.

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    I heard it was Victorians wanting the drinks at half price

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    I heard it was Victorians wanting the drinks at half price

    Same jokes - different blokes.


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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