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Thread: Pain Location
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31st January 2015, 12:14 PM #1
Pain Location
A patient who came to my radiology office for abdominal X-rays was already heavily sedated.
But I still had to ask her a lot of questions, the last one being, "Ma'am, where is your pain right now?"
Through her medicated fog, she answered, "He's at work."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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31st January 2015, 07:29 PM #2
Recently I went to the dentist for a lost filling, I also had a sore leg.
The dentist asked if he could give me some anesthetic, I asked for it in my leg. No Go. Open wide and in the mouth went the needle. When I left his surgery, my leg was still sore, my mouth was numb and I had a pain about my hip pocket.
Next I went to the doctor about my leg. He could not understand me due to the anesthetic from the dentist, and when I left his surgery I had a bigger pain in my hip pocket.
The good news is my leg came good in a few days.
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31st January 2015, 11:05 PM #3
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A lady of dubious hair color, went to the doctor, complaining that she hurts everywhere,
Dr asked "does it hurt if I press here", "No" she replied, several other places, still the same reply.
Dr said "you show me where it hurts", she touched her nose, and said "it hurts", touched her knee, it hurts.
Dr said "you've broken your finger".
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1st February 2015, 11:23 AM #4
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2nd February 2015, 07:05 PM #5
A collective GROOAANNN for you guys
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3rd February 2015, 12:43 AM #6
No pain no gain
Cheers Fred
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