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  1. 26th January 2015, 09:07 AM #1
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    Default Cotton on.

    I was trying to think up a joke about "cotton".

    S'pose I could look up some old threads and
    needle it into this section but you would only
    call me a "sew and sew".

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  2. 26th January 2015, 02:06 PM #2
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    Oh bud out
    That was rotten
    we shall all scour at you
    you need to be carded, spun round the twist and ply a new joke.
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  3. 26th January 2015, 03:19 PM #3
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    I don't think I could "Cotton on to that one"
    You must be getting desperate to put something here.
    I could put plenty here, but I don't want to get banned and miss the friendly banter that goes on here.
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  4. 27th January 2015, 09:32 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    I don't think I could "Cotton on to that one"
    You must be getting desperate to put something here.
    I could put plenty here, but I don't want to get banned and miss the friendly banter that goes on here.

    Quote: "You must be getting desperate to put something here"

    No, just trying to put a smile on the dial on any member
    who needs to cheer up. There is too much bad news in
    the world and I look forward to the "friendly banter" that
    exists on this Forum.

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  5. 27th January 2015, 09:47 AM #5
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    hmmmm.....interesting thread........
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  6. 27th January 2015, 01:20 PM #6
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    Shame you can't reel more in Alan or are the bobbin around elsewhere in cyberspace
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  7. 27th January 2015, 01:32 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I was trying to think up a joke about "cotton".
    But try as you might you couldn't help weaving your warped sense of humor into it, could you?

    Cheers

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  8. 27th January 2015, 02:00 PM #8
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    If this goes on much longer you will have me in stitches.
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  9. 27th January 2015, 04:07 PM #9
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    I thought all the good yarns were in that other thread?

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    what in the cotton fields back home
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    You must be getting desperate to put something here.





    Don't let him needle you Allan, he's just being darn cheeky I think.lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    You must be getting desperate to put something here.





    Don't let him needle you Allan, he's just being darn cheeky I think.lol
    Yep, you're right there, about me being cheeky. Just woke up to the fact that you're DARN right I'm NEEDLING Allan
    Actually I'm thinking of changing my name to Fuller
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    And here was me thinking that it was a bolt ​out of the blue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    And here was me thinking that it was a bolt ​out of the blue.
    Nah...just trying to spin a good yarn
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    what is the needlepoint of all this?
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