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    The morning of my daughter's fifth birthday, I told her that if
    somebody asked her how old she was, she could simply spread out her
    hand and say "five."

    "Oh," she replied, "so now I'm a handful?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    The morning of my daughter's fifth birthday, I told her that if
    somebody asked her how old she was, she could simply spread out her
    hand and say "five."

    "Oh," she replied, "so now I'm a handful?"

    Put your foot in it there, didn't you?

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    The morning of my daughter's fifth birthday, I told her that if
    somebody asked her how old she was, she could simply spread out her
    hand and say "five."

    "Oh," she replied, "so now I'm a handful?"
    I would have replied "Not yet, in 10 years time you will be!!"
    Kids are lovely at that age, especially when you can hand them back to the parents!!!!

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