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  1. 2nd January 2015, 02:34 PM #1
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    Default Grandpa's woes

    A young lad went to visit his Grandfather in the nursing home and asked him
    what was the most frightening experience he had ever had.


    The Grandfather replied, "I was holidaying in Kakadu, out on the water
    in a narrow canoe, when suddenly a monster crocodile leaped at me".

    The Grandfather, in a bid to impress the lad, became rather animated
    and jumped up quickly saying, "I grabbed my trusty shotgun, gave an
    almighty ROARRRR and shot him dead".

    "Unfortunately I soiled my new trousers that your Grandma gave me".

    The lad said, "Grandpa, under those circumstances I think anyone
    would have done the same".

    Grandpa replied, "No, not then, it was just then, when I just jumped up quickly
    and gave that almighty ROARRRR".


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    That stinks
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    Default Does it.

    I can't smell it, but then again I can't smell anything.
    The Old Bloke up top said I didn't need one.
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