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  1. #1
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    Smile Careful what you eat,or a life time of woe

    A Doctor who was addressing a large audience said "The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
    Red meat ia awful.
    Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
    Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
    High fat diets can be disastrous, and
    none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
    But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
    Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
    After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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    After 3 times still haven't learnt, teacher always said I wasn't too bright

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