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    Critical Thinking At Its Best! Womano you drink beer?Man:YesWomanow many beers a day? Mansually about 3 Womanow much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman:And how long have you been drinking? Man:About 20 years, I suppose Woman:So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day whichputs your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Manorrect Woman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting forinflation,the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000,correct? Manorrect Womano you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Mano you drink beer? Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari then?

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    On top of that, it's probably less than she spends on make up, and the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    ... the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.
    Yes, it's not only good for the skin, it rearranges facial features, loses body weight, and more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    On top of that, it's probably less than she spends on make up, and the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.
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    That is why alcohol was invented, to make ugly people look better.

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    WRONG. I drink every nite before the news and no pollie looks better than they did before
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    This is a beer ad from the US a few years ago...



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