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    Sarg we have a problem
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    The officer is currently being counseled on his prisoner loading technique
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    this what happens when you light farts in a closed space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    How to get you mates out of a divvy van after a good night out....
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    I was expecting some thing along the lines of 'the new sobriety test is more fun than the walking along the white line one.'
    An old joke from the hippy times keeps recurring, 'If pigs could fly, we would not have to give them squad cars.'
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    I have absolutely no idea what is going on here so I'll let you tell me.
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    deportment school
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    That would be one way to get deported I reckon.
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    Testing the new lead jacket for the new solution to the boat problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
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    Sorry it took me so long but I think I'll go with this one.

    The website I got it from said it was something to do with bread?
    I think its cucumbers on their gobs,

    I would have thought "cucumber sandwiches for the queen are made differently in ungy bungy".
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    Sorry it took me so long but I think I'll go with this one.

    The website I got it from said it was something to do with bread?
    I think its cucumbers on their gobs,

    I would have thought "cucumber sandwiches for the queen are made differently in ungy bungy".
    Wow. I vote that fly wins.
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    That was my comment to my own strange image.
    I've already passed on the baton of funny
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    not sure this has been used but anyway

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    And you thought bugs hitting the windscreen was a problem.
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    1) Duck!


    2( F**k!


    3) Timber!
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