keeping HER happy

[Christopha]

It is not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
> 1. A friend
> 2. A companion
> 3. A lover
> 4. A brother
> 5. A father figure
> 6. A master
> 7. A chef
> 8. An electrician
> 9. A carpenter
> 10. A plumber
> 11. A mechanic
> 12. A decorator
> 13. A stylist
> 14. A sexologist
> 15. A gynaecologist
> 16. A psychologist
> 17. A pest exterminator
> 18. A psychiatrist
> 19. A healer
> 20. A good listener
> 21. An organiser
> 22. A good father
> 23. Very clean
> 24. Sympathetic
> 25. Athletic
> 26. Warm
> 27. Attentive
> 28. Gallant
> 29. Intelligent
> 30. Funny
> 31. Creative
> 32. Tender
> 33. Strong
> 34. Understanding
> 35. Tolerant
> 36. Prudent
> 37. Ambitious
> 38. Capable
> 39. Courageous
> 40. Determined
> 41. True
> 42. Dependable
> 43. Passionate
> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. Give her compliments regularly
> 45. Love shopping
> 46. Be honest
> 47. Be very rich
> 48. Not stress her out
> 49. Not look at other girls
> IN ADDITION, YOU MUST:
> 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 52. Give her lots of >space, never worrying about where she goes
> 53. It is very important that you never forget: Birthdays, Anniversaries > and arrangements she makes
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
> 1. Shag him
> 2. Leave him in peace
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[Christopha]

By the way... I qualify in every area..... except number 46

[JDarvall]

By the way... I qualify in every area..... except number 46

Well your doing better than me.

I might memorise that list. So that I can get through that anxious period faster. You know, when you don't know what you've done wrong. I'll just go through them one at a time from 1 to 53.
1. have I forgotten to be a friend ? (thats not it)
2. Well, have I forgotten to be a companion ? (nope)
3. Have I forgotten to be a lover ? (no. I just bought some more condoms........that couldn't be it.......................