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Thread: Trans Siberian Adventure
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3rd August 2005, 08:52 PM #76
Miss Marple replied"Emilio вы имеете самый большой банан, котор я всегда вижу"
Which made the poor simian blush badly, saying...Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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3rd August 2005, 09:03 PM #77
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MISS MARPLE!! said Mr M, restrain yourself, you are supposed to be the standard by which British women model themselves.
With that, Mr M made his way to the Boozesckie car..............
For the Ruskie inept.
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3rd August 2005, 09:09 PM #78
where several more members of the Whacker gang were hang out.
Mr. M enquired to the closest gang member "Is it true what they say?"Photo Gallery
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3rd August 2005, 09:11 PM #79
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That i will end up tiddley if I drink enough Wadka?
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3rd August 2005, 09:53 PM #80
The closest gang member thought about this for a bit. You could tell he was thinking by the way the muscles in his forehead rippled and by the fact that he kept clenching his eyebrows. How, you may wonder Dear Reader, does one clench one's eyebrows? Well, it helps if you have eyebrows the way Pamela Anderson has boobs, the way Arnold Schwarzenegger has biceps, the way Lance Armstrong has Tour de France yellow jerseys. Get the picture? The closest gang member was a beetle-browed heavy in the old tradition. Hell! Even his left ear looked like Charles Bronson.
Miss Marple noticed this as he replied to her question
"Will you end upwaddley if you drink more Tidka? Skertainly you will. Fifthermore even, you're not as think as you drunk I am," he said. "Dozvedanya! (Hic!)"Driver of the Forums
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3rd August 2005, 09:59 PM #81
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Sir!! You are drunk said Mss M. to which MR M replyed.
All together now.....................................
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3rd August 2005, 10:39 PM #82
Madam I am drunk and you are ugly, tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.
Your Future King, Charles
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4th August 2005, 01:27 AM #83
now then who is for pancakes for a light supper? said the Chef Roger de Crisper as he lit the ..........
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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4th August 2005, 10:31 AM #84
.. The gas stove.
Miss Marples said "scuse me chaps I hear the call of nature and walked around the corner towards the Ladies loo but went through the rip in the fabric of the universe by mistake.
Her adventures there can be followed by going here
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4th August 2005, 10:32 AM #85
... portable, lightweight travelling barbie that he, like Mr M, kept conveniently to hand under his hat. There was a loud noise
"WHOOMP!"
Followed by a billowing cloud of smoke and a short scream from Chef Roger
"EEK!"
... as he realised his carefully coiffed and slicked down comb-over hairstyle was blazing cheerfully away atop his scone. People were warming their hands at its merry winter glow.
"Gerroff!" he yelled, slapping their hands away. "Me 'eads on fire!"
"Well," said Miss Marple. "I must say...."Driver of the Forums
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4th August 2005, 07:46 PM #86
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Morning Mr M, that was one weird dream, 9 hours, it must have all happened in my sleep.
Hmm what to have for breakfast?
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4th August 2005, 08:18 PM #87
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So off Miss M and Mr M went to find the dinning car...
Cheers
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4th August 2005, 08:37 PM #88
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Haveing found that the dining car had been sold as scrap to Ozwinsky dureing the night, they both settled down to roast marshmellows cooked over a kero flame.....................hmmmm, yum..................
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4th August 2005, 09:49 PM #89
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4th August 2005, 10:52 PM #90
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Said the ticket collector, but wait.........
Cheers
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