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15th September 2014, 04:37 PM #1
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The butcher
Did you here about the butcher who backed into the bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his work..
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15th September 2014, 08:41 PM #2
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Or the woman who backed into spinning aircraft propeller - Disasst'er
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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17th September 2014, 05:23 AM #3
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I used to be a butcher.
My favourite retort to complaints of high prices was:
"Whats the difference between a butcher and a bushranger?"
"Bushrangers wear masks"
"Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"
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18th September 2014, 08:59 PM #4
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I first heard that as the butcher who backed into the sausage machine
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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19th September 2014, 09:11 AM #5
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