A golfer was enjoying a round of golf when he accidentally
overturned his motorised golf buggy.

A beautiful lady who lived in a villa overlooking the golf course
heard the commotion and called out to him. She asked his name
and he replied, "Dan".

She said, "Dan, forget your problems, come into my villa and I will
get some assistance for you to get the buggy later". Dan went
into her villa but protested, "But I don't think my wife will like it".

After a few drinks, a little dancing, etc. etc. he again stated,
"Really I don't think my wife will be happy with me".

The lady responded, "Don't be foolish, she wont know anything,
by the way, where is she?"

Dan replied, "Still under the golf buggy".

Allan