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  1. 29th August 2014, 10:45 AM #1
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    Default Gone cold on this one

    Wife texts husband at work on a cold Winter's morning
    stating "Windows frozen, won't open".

    Husband texts back "Gently pour lukewarm water over it".

    Wife replies five minutes later, "Computer blew up a puff
    of smoke and now doesn't work at all".


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  2. 29th August 2014, 11:56 AM #2
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    She should have put a boot through it.
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  3. 29th August 2014, 01:15 PM #3
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    Bill Gates got into his car and it would not start.

    He closed all the windows, got out, got back in and opened all the windows.

    It started.

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  4. 29th August 2014, 03:26 PM #4
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    LOL!

    I did see it coming.

    (It is probably something SWMBO would do.)
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  5. 29th August 2014, 07:28 PM #5
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    you guys have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    "Gently pour lukewarm water over it".
    I have a work colleague who is married to a Swiss man. She was telling me that he thinks we are all crazy in Melbourne for pouring water on our frozen windscreens and we don't understand how risky that is because it might crack the windscreens. He uses a scraper to get the ice off of his.

    My response to her was that if it got to minus 10 degrees in Melbourne I wouldn't be pouring water over it either. Apparently she hadn't thought of that....

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  7. 30th August 2014, 10:28 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opelblues2 View Post
    you guys have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands,
    That's because I'm wearing 6 watches.
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