Mathematics

[fenderbelly]

Mathematics:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% inlife?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far asskissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it’s the BullSh!t and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why somepeople are where they are!

[Allan at Wallan]

I will give you 120% just for typing that all up Fred.


Allan

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I once gave 150% on a High School test when asked to answer a question concisely.

I simply wrote "Yes."

Unfortunately, a more concise answer was "No."

[robbygard]

try "retirement" .... works for me


regards david

[fenderbelly]

I will give you 120% just for typing that all up Fred.


Allan

Allan I’d love to take the credit but it was copy—paste and edit