Trans Siberian Adventure

[Driver]

...detective, Bluey Anstruther."

"I don't think I've heard of you," said Miss Marple. "What did you say your name is?"

"Bluey Anstruther! Strewth, ya must have heard of me! I've solved cases from Coober Pedy all the way to Catherine!"

[ozwinner]

So why are on this train Mr Anstruther?

[bitingmidge]

"I've been commissioned to track down a couple of insects who have escaped from the land of Oz, and have reason to believe they are travelling round these parts" he replied.

His breath was heavy in the air, tinged with a merest hint of amber fluid which had been his staple since leaving home, although it was almost completely masked by the heavily minted peanut brittle he'd picked up in Estonia.

Miss Marples was nonplussed, she wondered aloud ....

[ozwinner]

Are you married Mr Anstruther??............

[Driver]

"Is this gentleman, by any chance, Australian?"

Bluey was quick to confirm his true-blueness:

"My oath, missus!" he exclaimed. In fact he expostulated, he proclaimed, he gave vent to pent-up emotions, so passionately did he feel. "I'm as Australian as, .... as ..... as anything! That's how Australian I am! I'm so Australian that ..."

The little old lady pommie detective interjected

[ozwinner]

Are you married Mr Anstruther??............

[Driver]

"Jeez!" said Bluey. "There's no need to shout! No, not me. I've always thought that a detective needs to be free to move at the drop of a .... the drop of a ..." He clicked his fingers. "What's the word?"

"Hat?" suggested Miss Marple.

"That's ...."

[ozwinner]

right hat!!

I came here to look for an Oriental with a big hat, the hat contains................

[Ashore]

besides his head , a hat band with a secret compartment containing ........







Thought for the day

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ; percentage of Japan that is forest is greater than 70 %

[echnidna]

2005 separate pancake recipes

[Ashore]

with marpel syrup, which is why....







Thought for the day
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ; percentage of Japan that is forest is greater than 70 %

[Caliban]

...why you cry and why you lie to me...

[craigb]

...."I do beg your pardon" Miss M apologised, "it seems that I was free associating again. I've obviously forgotten to thake the pills that that nice Dr Watson prescribed."

Rummaging about in her commodious carpet bag, in search of the said medication, Miss M suddenly cried out in surprise. "Heavens.....

[fxst]

above how did that little blighter get into my bag ?? and those autonamons??

[echnidna]

it musta bin dun by thuh trolls