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  1. #586
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    As much as I liked the inspector gadget ref I also saw this as the x-ray specs on back of the comics I got as a kid.

    Off you go Chief...
    Ok, try this one for size:

    Magic-trick-making-a-cat-float-resizecrop--.jpg

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    His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one serious flaw.
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    Jedi wannabe.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one seriousClaw.
    that fits better
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Puppetry of the Pussy
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    I wish he wouldn't do the pirouette first when he tests to see if a cat always lands on it's feet.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Isn't that a scene from "The karate kit"?
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    No further takers?

    Then I have to give it to RWbuild; that one definately tickled a funny bone!

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    Ok, try this one

    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Every time he opens his mouth he puts his foot in it. This time it got stuck.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Later Fred vowed never to berate other drivers again
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    veni, vidi,
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    Put a sock in it had a wider meaning
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    veni, vidi,
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    Fred's attempts to get dressed while driving to work still needed a little tweaking.
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO the hokey pokeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    OOOOOOOOOOOooooo the hokey pokeeeeeeey.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    On the drive home Bruce wished he'd never said his Mother-in-law's steak was tougher than shoe leather

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