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  1. 28th July 2005, 09:11 PM #1
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    For the acronymed challange : Most Beautiful Girl in the World. This is my name for my wife Debbie, whom when I ring up from outside of a woodworking/hardware store, tells me not to drool to much and to buy something that I want . . . There is always something I want!
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  2. 28th July 2005, 10:38 PM #2
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    Don't worry about it Pat. After your second divorce, you get over it.

    For those interested. I get to pay legal bills next week - just over $8,000. And it's not over yet - next april we get to go to trial. Ain't it fun. Of course, I could just accept what I'm being offered - not being able to see my daughter and receiving no money despite the fact that I owned the house she now lives in before we met. But hey, that's the family law system. Apparently it's fair. Meanwhile, my little princess is having nightmares and is scared stiff before change overs that she'll never see me again (it's happened before to her).

    Sorry for getting cynical on you all, but sometimes, the effort to stay reasonable tends to overwhelm one.

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  3. 31st July 2005, 10:07 AM #3
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    The Git was bothering me, images of Alf Garnett............
    Hang in Richard, don't give up now, not too long then the uphill begins.
    I firmly believe that all family law (no capitals, my my, lack of respect) judges, lawyers, advocates etc should be shot with a ball of their own $hit.
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  4. 31st July 2005, 01:25 PM #4
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    Richard, I was going to reply last night, but being a consumer of fermented and spiriteous liquors, I though I better not. family law is a veritable mine field of conflicting parties - no one wins, especially the kids! Someday you will find that someone, I know that I have. Ian can we expand the notion to include all solictors/lawyers ?
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  5. 31st July 2005, 02:31 PM #5
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    No, I used to work with one who was a prosecutor, he did a bloody good job too, you may include the rest though
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    Aren't acronym's used in the pursuit of brevity? :confused:

    maybe think of an easier one to say
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    NFI!
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    AFTER CHAT

    Acronym's for the evening's rhetorically challenged. (Hearty applause thanks)
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    Thumbs up My favourite Acronym

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    I have two favourites - both work related

    BOHICA - Bend over, here it comes again

    WOFTAM - Waste of F@#$%ing Time and Money

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    I like the way that the one applied to timber, NFG, changed from No Fing Good to Natural Feature Grade.
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    Figjam!
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