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    Default Always strive to be Politically Correct!

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN
    STORAGE FACILITY.'

    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

    3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS.'

    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

    5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS' – He develops a case of ‘
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.‘

    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER
    CLEAVAGE.'


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    Quote Originally Posted by groverwa View Post
    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS' – He develops a case of ‘
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.‘
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    Or in Latin, Head-upus-rectus

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    And Grover isn't YELLING, his central acuity is 20/200

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