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11th July 2014, 04:09 PM #1
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Speeding Ticket
When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?" this
83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating, "Yes,
but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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