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  1. #1
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    Default Teenagers and Cats

    For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to
    know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

    1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

    2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all
    humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of
    waiting on them hand and foot.

    3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult
    human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her
    right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

    4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor
    your teen will ever crack a smile.

    5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.

    6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on
    end without moving, barely breathing.

    7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

    8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating
    that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom.

    9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.

    10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to
    return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your
    bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.

    Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best source of advice is not
    other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a
    guidebook on cats on hand at all times.

    And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any
    sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they
    will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will
    be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Default

    Spot on
    Experienced in removing the tree from the furniture

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    Teenagers don't taste like chicken.
    There ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk!!

    Tom Waits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enfield Guy View Post
    Teenagers don't taste like chicken.
    how do you know?
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Apparently I'm not allowed to tell you!!!
    There ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk!!

    Tom Waits

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