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    The Priest

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,
    and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

    The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

    The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

    The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
    The priest looked up from his book and answered,
    ''I am the Father of many.'
    The boy said, ''My Grandfather has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

    The priest, getting impatient, said.
    'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,
    then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,
    and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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    John,

    My kids keep reminding me that I was born in the first half of last century- well this joke was doing the rounds then!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    John,

    My kids keep reminding me that I was born in the first half of last century- well this joke was doing the rounds then!
    The only thing new under the Sun is the history we have not learned.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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