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  1. #526
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    There's your problem! An impacted molar...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Stone Age meets Iron Age
    With not the best out come

  3. #528
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simplicity View Post
    Stone Age meets Iron Age
    With not the best out come
    Talk about being on the same track I was just going to say "stone age mallet meets iron age dental drill"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Achmed's kebabs (although tasty) were a little stringy....and dental floss wouldn't work

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    Achmed's kebabs (although tasty) were a little stringy....and dental floss wouldn't work
    Going with this one...........take it away underfoot.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by beer4all View Post
    ...........take it away underfoot.......
    Ta...let's try
    Attached Images Attached Images

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  7. #532
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    "Who you callin' cuz?"
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #533
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    Suspicious Minds
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Looks like some adult made a not very politically correct remark.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    You can pick your friends but not the relo's
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Hey, you know anyone called Clyde?
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    " Hmmmm ,.......I wonder how that monkey got mummys special necklace that she wears for daddy at bedtime......."

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    " Listen kid, I can stare all day too..........but rules are rules,.........no peanuts means NO TRICKS ."

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    It was silent and deadly but I think she knows it was me....

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    waddya mean 'he's got my ears'?
    regards
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