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    Red face Pastor of Note

    A Texas pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has
    spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
    and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and
    do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand
    and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
    No one moved.
    The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is
    a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
    feel glory.
    Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then,
    slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway
    train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as
    she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
    I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple
    of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

    The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
    roared.

    Life is Short; Smile while you still have Teeth. Give me an Amen brother
    Johnno

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    As the old Maid said "Ahh men"
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