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Thread: Weight Loss

  1. #1
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    Default Weight Loss

    I was talking to my doctor about a weight loss-patch I had seen advertised.
    Supposedly, you stick it on and pounds melt away.

    "Does it work?" I asked.

    "Sure" he said, "if you put it over your mouth."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Its probably made by the same pharmaceuticals company that made the new Male Contraceptive pill. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

    Cheers

    Doug
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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