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    Default Rodgera and Fenderbelly go deer hunting

    Rodgera and Fenderbelly hire a pilot to take them to the Snowy Mountains
    area to hunt deer. They bag six of them.

    As they are loading the plane for the return trip the pilot informed them
    that for safety reasons they can only take four.

    They protest strongly, "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them
    all on the plane which is the same model as yours".

    Reluctantly the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with full
    power, the plane cannot cope with the load and it crashes in the middle
    of nowhere.

    Climbing out of the wreckage Rodgera asked, "Any idea where we are?"

    Fenderbelly replied, "I think we are pretty close to where we crashed
    last year".


    Allan
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    Oh deer
    Cheers Fred



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    What about Tourist in NT wanting a swim;
    Tourist "Are there any sharks in the creek?"
    Aboriginal Guide "Na, haven't been sharks in the creek for years!"
    Tourist "Well I am going for a swim!"



    Aboriginal Guide "The crocs cleaned them all out"
    Just do it!

    Kind regards Rod

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Oh deer

    Just as well they were not hunting bulls
    ... wonder what you might have replied then.

    Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Just as well they were not hunting bulls
    ... wonder what you might have replied then.

    Allan

    Quite possibly i would have said," What a load of bull."

    Then again it's highly likely i would have said B **$h*t.
    Cheers Fred



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    Well they got more bang for their Buck or Doe whats ever the case maybe.

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