Rodgera and Fenderbelly go deer hunting

[Allan at Wallan]

Rodgera and Fenderbelly hire a pilot to take them to the Snowy Mountains
area to hunt deer. They bag six of them.

As they are loading the plane for the return trip the pilot informed them
that for safety reasons they can only take four.

They protest strongly, "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them
all on the plane which is the same model as yours".

Reluctantly the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with full
power, the plane cannot cope with the load and it crashes in the middle
of nowhere.

Climbing out of the wreckage Rodgera asked, "Any idea where we are?"

Fenderbelly replied, "I think we are pretty close to where we crashed
last year".


Allan

[fenderbelly]

Oh deer

[chambezio]

What about Tourist in NT wanting a swim;
Tourist "Are there any sharks in the creek?"
Aboriginal Guide "Na, haven't been sharks in the creek for years!"
Tourist "Well I am going for a swim!"



Aboriginal Guide "The crocs cleaned them all out"

[Allan at Wallan]

Oh deer

Just as well they were not hunting bulls
... wonder what you might have replied then.

Allan

[fenderbelly]

Just as well they were not hunting bulls
... wonder what you might have replied then.

Allan

Quite possibly i would have said," What a load of bull."

Then again it's highly likely i would have said B **$h*t.

[wheelinround]

Well they got more bang for their Buck or Doe whats ever the case maybe.