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30th April 2014, 11:13 PM #481
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Road rage is done differently in Africa
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1st May 2014, 08:55 PM #482
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Be afraid, very afraid of the dung beetle...... its BIG
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2nd May 2014, 08:11 PM #483
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All yours Hugh.
Originally Posted by A Duke
Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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2nd May 2014, 11:49 PM #484
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OK let's see what can be done with this one.
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(Everyone survived)Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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3rd May 2014, 12:54 AM #485
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n....n....n...nine......t.....t.....t....ten.....p.....p.....pull
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3rd May 2014, 10:12 AM #486
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What does this 'Eject' lever dddddoooooooooo...........
Cliff.
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3rd May 2014, 03:56 PM #487
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Belatedly, Elmer remembered the instruction to jump out of the aircraft before it ran out of sky
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3rd May 2014, 04:09 PM #488
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3rd May 2014, 10:31 PM #489
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c'mon you should have known sail has the right of way
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4th May 2014, 09:38 AM #490
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Immmm did I take out the windscreen Insurence as we'll
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4th May 2014, 02:31 PM #491
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Ooooh chute!
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4th May 2014, 02:33 PM #492
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Bruce could now see the logic in packing the bouncy castle.
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4th May 2014, 03:35 PM #493
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Bloody inane OH&S regs! What desk-bound guvmint monkey decided air-bags were better than a 'chute?
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5th May 2014, 01:30 AM #494
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All God's critters got a place in the choir.....
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5th May 2014, 05:33 PM #495
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phew, we missed the power lines
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