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  1. #466
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    At any point in time there will be some pain
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Wakey wakey!!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Feel the thrill of a brand new day.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  4. #469
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    "Barrier cream in a pin."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  5. #470
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    Booked in for acupuncture at 5:35 sharp.......

  6. #471
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    Getting out of bed can sometimes be a real prick.
    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

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    Acupuncture has it the technological age finally

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    You know you are in for a prick of a day if you don't wake up before the alarum goes off.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  9. #474
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    Lightbulb

    Now I just need to set out 7 bandaids and I'm ready for bed
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  10. #475
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    Quote Originally Posted by CMB View Post
    Getting out of bed can sometimes be a real prick.


    Good one, have a turn.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

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    Bull sheyet.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    The natural answer to ivory poaching.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Is that from a book titled " Dumbo and the Elephant " ? .....he really is a dumb poacher.......or a dung poacher.....dumb dung.......
    ....... " Dumb Dung ,....Avon Calling "............

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    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

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