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  1. #1
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    Default On the Scale

    Having avoided the scale for
    a few years, SWMBO finally
    got up the nerve to climb aboard.
    Unable to read the numbers, she got
    off to grab her eyeglasses and
    stepped back on.

    "What do you know?" she called out.
    "These glasses weigh 15 kilos."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Brings back recent physically hurtful memories (nightmares ).

    I think I have learnt my lesson re the weight loss topic..........although future BAC may prove otherwise.......

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    My scales are the talking type.
    When I get on they say, "One at a time please".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Similar to the first post...
    True Story...
    We recently took a Helicopter Flight around Cradle Mountain in Tassie and had to be weighed for the pilot to check flight loads. The weight had to include all items taken on the chopper. Woman (photographer) hopped on the scales and I heard "Gee, this camera must be heavy"

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