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Thread: Tough love.....

  1. #1
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    Default Tough love.....



    RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER


    1. GET A JOB

    2. UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE YOU

    3. I'M EVERYWHERE

    4. YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU

    5. BE HOME 30 MINUTES EARLY

    6. GET A LAWYER

    7. IF YOU LIE TO ME, I WILL FIND OUT

    8. SHE'S MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST

    9. I DON'T MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL


    10. WHATEVER YOU DO TO HER, I WILL DO TO YOU

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    My wife is getting me a T-shirt with that printed on it...

    http://myfatherdaughterstore.bigcart...ughter-t-shirt
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    no 9 is scary....

  4. #4
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    Shouldn't #1 be "Have a Job" ?
    Experienced in removing the tree from the furniture

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