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22nd July 2005, 10:05 PM #1
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Darwin Award candidate
From The Age:
"A woman was taken to hospital this morning after she accidentally set herself on fire.
Senior Constable David Fitzgerald said police believed the woman was filling her car with petrol from a jerry can in Thornbury about 1.30am. Struggling in the dark, the woman used a cigarette lighter to see what she was doing, sparking the fire, he said.
An ambulance spokeswoman said the woman received minor burns and was taken to the Austin Hospital in a stable condition"
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23rd July 2005, 10:34 AM #2
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Alighting from her vehicle, not a bad effort though.
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23rd July 2005, 02:56 PM #3
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She's a candidate.
Bob
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23rd July 2005, 04:11 PM #4
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23rd July 2005, 07:25 PM #5
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Nope not a candidate. To become a Darwin Award candidate you must either take yourself out of the gene pool or the ability to pass on the defective genes.
Originally Posted by kiwigeo
nicee try though
PeteWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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24th July 2005, 09:14 AM #6
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24th July 2005, 11:32 AM #7
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Buckin aflaming :eek: :eek:
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24th July 2005, 09:33 PM #8
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Agreed but I reckon it wont be long before she succeeds in becoming a fully fledged Darwin Awardee. Originally Posted by fxst
Nope not a candidate. To become a Darwin Award candidate you must either take yourself out of the gene pool or the ability to pass on the defective genes.
nicee try though
PeteWhatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)
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24th July 2005, 09:58 PM #9
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Blonde? Originally Posted by kiwigeo
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25th July 2005, 12:12 AM #10
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Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
Blonde?
Nope! Burnt
PeteWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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