A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry mate, I've been riddled with guilt and I
have to confess.

I have been to your home when you were out and have been
fooling around with your wife at every opportunity.

I can no longer live with the guilt and hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise it will never happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
his gun then shot his wife dead.

A few moment later another text came in ...

"Ooops, sorry mate, the rotten spellchecker has auto-correct
and "wife" was intended to be "wifi".


Allan