New store selling husbands (and wives)

[Stewie D]

New store selling husbands (and wives)


A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
At the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends to the next floor.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward where the third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that have money.
The second floor has wives that have money and like beer.
The third floor has wives that have money and like beer and ahem, "lots of regular marital consumation".
The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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[Allan at Wallan]

I will store that one for the future.

Allan

[Old farmer]

Thanks for that beauty, mate. It brought a big smile first thing in the morning.

[Charlee43]

I love this forum. Nothing like a good clean and funny story to wake up to. Good on ya mate!

[rrich]

Unfortunately the descriptions of both stores are so accurate.

[Stewie D]

Well if you are up for a road trip across the US rrich you could visit that store and while you're there could you pick me up a catalogue ( from the New Wives store of course ) ?

Stewie

[Old farmer]

Cheeky, Stewie!