The Official Cricket Thread

[Gumby]

Only on the frame, which I believe is a preserved monkey rectum

frame ?? did you say frame ? This is a woodworking forum, go out and make your own !

Refund Policy : Should the supplier be satisfied that the purchaser is not happy with the product, a peroid of 30 days shall apply, after which the 31st day will follow.

(sounds fair to me)

[jow104]

Well, well, well. :confused:

I honestly think they should now consider extending the length from 22yds to 25yds bowlers are getting much higher speeds and accuracy these days.
I said earlier this year 2 / 3 days would be enough.

[Iain]

Could just go metric and make 22 metres

[jow104]

Could just go metric and make 22 metres

Very smart Iain.

66" extra should do the trick.

[Gingermick]

Could just go metric and make 22 metres

Decimalisation is the work of the Devil.

[Daddles]

Decimalisation is the work of the Devil.

Just goes to show he's not all bad

Richard

[Ashore]

If Jesus had wanted us to go Decimal he would have only had 10 disciples




The trouble with life is there's no background music.

[Gingermick]

Doesn't explain sixteenths




Then there are those of us without opposable thumbs,

[ozwinner]

JC only had 4 digits on each hand/foot.
He was/is an alien.
Wear the foil, wear the foil.

Al

[Gingermick]

Then they weren't digits.

[Iain]

Very smart Iain.

66" extra should do the trick.

I was only thinking near enough is good enough, and who would really notice the shortfall, as long as the magical 22 is still there no one would really know.
Anyway a metre is only a metric yard or is it a yard is only an imperial metre :confused:
Oh sod it, I don't even follow cricket anyway, Tally Ho, there goes the red bastard (fox hunt oz style)
Don't get upset, I don't want to be responsible for another heart attack
(Trust all is going well too, cheers)

[jow104]

You aussies are being very cagey. Don't you want to forecast the match?

[Gumby]

You aussies are being very cagey. Don't you want to forecast the match?

OK, the forecast is:

Poms : nil

McGrath 11

[Iain]

What a great system we have, I have not been naturalised (which my young brother always thought was being circumcised) so I have been excluded from the electoral role, I served in the RAAF, in bloody Vietnam, still no vote, received a valour citation for above and beyond thecall of duty, from the Governor General and in the grouinds of Government House, full media coverage, still no rights, I'm just a Pommy Bastard in the Governments eyes.
T E F E :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Gumby]

What a great system we have, I have not been naturalised (which my young brother always thought was being circumcised) so I have been excluded from the electoral role, I served in the RAAF, in bloody Vietnam, still no vote, received a valour citation for above and beyond thecall of duty, from the Governor General and in the grouinds of Government House, full media coverage, still no rights, I'm just a Pommy Bastard in the Governments eyes.
T E F E :mad: :mad: :mad:

maybe taking off the kilt will help