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14th March 2014, 12:15 PM #316
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Hemorrhoids, be gone!
Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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14th March 2014, 12:15 PM #317
Lignum Vexator
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Not being able to find his broom, Eddie the Witch grabbed a chainsaw ...
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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14th March 2014, 11:49 PM #318
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Time to call it I think. "NEVER mix alcohol with stihl-nox................"
Originally Posted by doug3030
All yours doug3030.....
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15th March 2014, 08:43 AM #319
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Wow! I've never won before! Originally Posted by beer4all
Probably because deletes all my best entries
Try this one I found at short notice but please try to stay away from the obvious...
asdf.jpg
Cheers
DougI got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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15th March 2014, 10:12 AM #320
Dehydrated Hydrographer
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15th March 2014, 10:53 AM #321
Butcher of wood
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Cutting off my fruits was bad enough, now they've gone too far...
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15th March 2014, 12:10 PM #322
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Fifi's plan to check out her on line date by going in a disguise didn't work out. There was no-one else at the rendesvouz except a small giraffe.
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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15th March 2014, 05:29 PM #323
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'hope the groom doesn't have dog's breath!
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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15th March 2014, 06:55 PM #324
Timber Hoarder
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Who would marry that bitch?
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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15th March 2014, 08:20 PM #325
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He better not be dog tired tonight!
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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15th March 2014, 08:35 PM #326
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Don't know what the obvious is,but that's got to be the ugliest bride I've ever seen.
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16th March 2014, 03:59 PM #327
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Remind me to never catch the bouquet again.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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16th March 2014, 08:05 PM #328
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Hope the groom is not a seeing eye dog
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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16th March 2014, 09:46 PM #329
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Nice dress, shame about the Barqa though...........
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16th March 2014, 11:18 PM #330
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Time to close this one off. I hope it is not too soon for anyone but I might mot get a chance to get online tomorrow and best to finish early rather than drag it on. Originally Posted by AlexS
I will give this one to Alex. I read the news story he linked to about the python and the dog just before I found the photo and I was wondering what the python would make of it, and really the rest were a bit on the obvious side.
So take it away Alex.
Cheers
DougI got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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