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8th March 2014, 09:24 PM #286
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10th March 2014, 03:18 AM #287
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"......but I won't hew that! "
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10th March 2014, 05:23 AM #288
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Posts drying up, times up, so I'm going with this one. Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Your up Nick
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10th March 2014, 08:20 AM #289
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ok thanks
was going to go with another old man one but saw this instead
So here goes
petrol station.jpgregards
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10th March 2014, 08:27 AM #290
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It does say BP Express,
But I think he went a bit too express.
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10th March 2014, 09:30 AM #291
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Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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10th March 2014, 10:08 AM #292
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Sorry, I was aiming for the macca's drive thru next door, but give me a coke for your troubles.
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10th March 2014, 10:37 AM #293
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Damn! I've been driving the wife's Micra too often.
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10th March 2014, 06:15 PM #294
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"Make mine a big Mack please."
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10th March 2014, 06:52 PM #295
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Do you sell brake pads here?
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10th March 2014, 07:10 PM #296
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Out of respect for those that lost their lives and were injured, I will not be posting a caption for this one
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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10th March 2014, 07:14 PM #297
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" I was on my way to deliver this petrol station, when the car in front braked suddenly......"
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11th March 2014, 04:33 PM #298
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I think this has stalled
beer4all take it awayregards
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11th March 2014, 07:55 PM #299
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Thank you Sawdust Maker,
Try this one..........
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11th March 2014, 08:00 PM #300
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....looks like his wood's gunna get the cut.....
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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