The Official Cricket Thread

[Zed]

i reckon cricket is for puftas/nancies/pretty boys/non simians that carnt play footy (go the Eels!)

[Zed]

As long as Mythbusters is on on Monday, the croquet can stay. Carn the Aussies!!!

i love myth busters - the blew up a concrete truck the other day, what a f eggsellent show - id rather watch two idiosyncratic san franciscans blow up sheet any day... come to think of it - i wish they'd blow up lords.

[Cliff Rogers]

Feeling better Zed????

[Gumby]

that carnt play footy (go the Eels!)

Eels ??? They don't play footy! You can't seriously tell me that you consder that crap game footy :confused:

[Zed]

not until this thread is at least 17 pages long or 2 dreary cricket months have elapsed....

[Gumby]

It's alright, we're 4-78 and I've turned it off in disgust. I HATE CRICKET!

[Zed]

Eels ??? They don't play footy! You can't seriously tell me that you consder that crap game footy :confused:

now now gumbo, this is "the official cricket thread - please stay on track, do NOT hijack your own thread... nasty man.

[Gumby]

It was worth a try but remember, I started it so I have the power to delete it One more bloody wicket and I just might

[DavidG]

What's cricket????????????? :confused:

[craigb]

Trying to get your "number of posts" counter up Zed?

Onto the Cricket.....

Which part of Flintoff's foot was behind the line on that ball that Langer got out to? Buy the bloody ump some glasses fercrisakes

Actually, boquets to the Pommy bowlers, they've bowled well, but brickbats to the Aussie batsmen Guys, It goes for 5 days!

[jow104]

It's alright, we're 4-78 and I've turned it off in disgust. I HATE CRICKET!

There's worst to come.

97 for 5

Anyone know how to build a monkey trap for that gorilla bloke

[bitingmidge]

It's tea at the cricket and Gumby is logged off, obviously gone to the loo for a quick nervous vomit. She'll be right, it's only the first session, and Gilly's in.

But our Canadian guest was a bit bemused when I left the room with Straya on 87 'cause I couldn't watch what would happen, AND then some suckhole pom caught a ball which was intended for the boundary.... sigh!

why do they wear white when they always make it red around the crotch ????

Reminds them of the ape race from which we were evolved I s'pose, but surely you knew that Zed?

Cheers,

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[craigb]

Well Mr Gumby, if this is the Official cricket thread, how come I can't buy some limited edition piece of cheap crap for $500 unframed or $750 framed?

I think I haven't been had :confused:

[bitingmidge]

I've got two dumpers that I picked up outside Shane Warne's place that probably came from him emptying his car ashtray.

I'm thinking about framing them, what do you think they'd be worth on eBay??

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[bitingmidge]

We interrupt this thread to bring ou an update:

13:55 - Lead Over Five Minutes
The peloton is at the 73km mark. It is being led by the Discovery Channel team. The deficit to the 10 escapees is 5’15".

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