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  1. 19th July 2005, 03:02 PM #1
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    Default final word on nutrition and health

    For those of us who watch what we eat, here's a final word on nutrition and health.

    Facts:
    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brit and Americans.

    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

    3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

    4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

    5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

    CONCLUSION
    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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  2. 19th July 2005, 09:44 PM #2
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    BEING overweight never killed anyone, WORRYING abouty being overweight causes cancer and heart attacks.


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  3. 20th July 2005, 10:14 PM #3
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    I am not fat!!!:mad: , I am just short for my weight
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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  4. 21st July 2005, 07:23 AM #4
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    There is plenty of fat in Doug's avatar and given the right conditions would be sure to bring on a heart attack :eek:
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  5. 21st July 2005, 09:14 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by zathras
    There is plenty of fat in Doug's avatar and given the right conditions would be sure to bring on a heart attack :eek:
    Yeah, but what a way to go
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  6. 21st July 2005, 07:32 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by zathras
    given the right conditions would be sure to bring on a heart attack
    Yes indeed, I nearly had a heart attack when, while I was reading all his posts, gingerchick came up behind me and roundly chastised me.
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