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  1. #241
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    What? We're both heading south, aren't we?

    Proof positive that you don't need an opposable thumb to go hitch-hiking...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  2. #242
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    Bushmiller & Chris were good.

    I was sure someone would have come up with "Daffy cashed in his frequent flyer points for an up grade" or along those lines but will give it to Cliff

    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    This window has a quack in it.
    Take it away Cliff
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  3. #243
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    Ta, I'm on it, don't go away.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  4. #244
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    OK, lets see what you can do with this without getting the axe.

    Cat tail.jpg
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  5. #245
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    Is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  6. #246
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    "and thereby hangs a tale."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  7. #247
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    The transplant didn't go well
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  8. #248
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    Percy the cat
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  9. #249
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    "I'm a Burmese, not a Brazilian!"

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  10. #250
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    When you go A over T you don't know what is going to get displaced.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  11. #251
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    This one didn't land on his feet.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  12. #252
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    Giving those pills to other types of animals can have unpredictable results.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  13. #253
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    Early onset of rigormortis just reinforces the fact that 'the only good type of cat is a dead one'.
    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

  14. #254
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    If that Mohel comes anywhere near me I'll take his eyes out, so help me God!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "What?! Have you never heard of a tall tale?"

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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