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  1. 28th February 2014, 09:29 PM #1
    Bob38S
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    Default Description of Marriage

    Not an original - I just never thought of it myself.

    An old mate of mine said,

    " Marriage is like a pack of cards
    At first it is all Hearts and Diamonds
    Over the years,
    it degenerates into Clubs and Spades
    And,
    Guess,
    Who is the Joker?"

    It was a joke but I thought it was pretty good.
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  2. 28th February 2014, 11:14 PM #2
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    My father once told me
    that marriage was an institution,
    WHO in their right mind wants to spend
    the rest of their life in an institution!!!!!!!!
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  3. 28th February 2014, 11:33 PM #3
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    Geez,


    after 35 years it's still all hearts and diamonds here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    Geez,


    after 35 years it's still all hearts and diamonds here...
    She was obviously sitting next to you when you wrote that.

    Don't feel bad for living in fear either, keeps the reflexes/mind sharp.
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    The three rings:

    Engagement ring,

    Wedding ring,

    Suffering
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    Quote Originally Posted by CMB View Post
    She was obviously sitting next to you when you wrote that.

    Don't feel bad for living in fear either, keeps the reflexes/mind sharp.
    I couldn't stop laughing at this.
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